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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi

mmmm daddy like.

via The Superficial

Snowspeeder SNES and TIE Fighter N64

No fans can put a smile on our faces the way Star Wars fans can. It’s true, only the geekiest of fans will put one and one together, in this case, it’s Kevin “CorellianCustoms” Glenn who created two custom console mods. The first one, a Rebel Snowspeeder SNES and the other, a TIE Fighter Nintendo 64.

via DVICE.

Sexy Real Stormtrooper

well, I’m certainly a fan!

Anakin Skywalker and Sebulba’s Podracers

Pilot the Podracers™ at the Boonta Eva Classic!

It’s the final lap of the Boonta Eva Classic Podrace! Anakin and his rival, Sebulba, are side by side as they approach the finish line, but look out! Sebulba is extending his buzz saws and trying to knock Anakin out of the race! Use the Force to beat Sebulba to the finish and win Anakin his freedom!

Includes 5 minifigures: young Anakin Skywalker, Sebulba, Watto, Wald and Obi-Wan Kenobi
Features translucent elements and realistic details
Extend the buzz saws on Sebulba’s Podracer!
Use the Podracer’s handles to fly through the air!
Slip the Podracers into their bases for play and display!
Spin the massive motors of Subulba’s Podracer!
Podracers measure over 13” (33cm) long, 4” (10cm) wide and 4” (10cm) tall

via Anakin Skywalker and Sebulba’s Podracers™ | LEGO® Star Wars™ | LEGO Shop.

R2-D2 bike helmet

Although Hall mostly used spray paint and masking tape to create the droid helmet, the end result came out pretty good.

via DVICE.

Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray

The Han Solo Ice Cube Tray comes with room for six (6) small, 1.75″ Han Solos and one (1) large, 3.5″ Solo. We’re pretty sure that Boba Fett would be happy with just one smuggler on ice but seven would be a serious payday! The silicone on the mold is good down to -40F so don’t try using these on Hoth. They should be fine in your average household freezer though.

Product Specifications

Officially-Licensed Star Wars Collectible
Freezer safe down to -40F
7 Han Solos (6 small and 1 large)
Still only worth one bounty
Bounty Hunter Pro Tip: For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray (allowing the water to cool between each boil). The boiling “deareates the water (i.e. forces dissolved air molecules out). This process also works on various life forms when preparing them for “long term storage”.

via ThinkGeek

The Darth Vader CD Player

This is the CD player and AM/FM radio in the shape of Darth Vader’s helmet, adding a certain Imperial gravitas to even the lightest of tunes. The Sith Lord’s mask pivots upward, allowing CDs to be placed inside. The player’s integral speakers render clear sound without the slightest tremor in The Force, while convenient buttons and digital readout make it easier to operate than a TIE fighter. A telescopic antenna is located in the rear base, ideal for improving reception without marring the sinister aesthetic, and a program feature allows listeners to select the order of the songs on a CD. Includes a headphone jack and a line-in for amplifying audio from an external source, such as an MP3 player. Requires six C batteries. 14″ H x 11″ W x 11″ D. (6 lbs.)

via Hammacher Schlemmer.

Star Wars: The Old Republic supply artificially limited at launch

In an attempt to prevent its servers from collapsing under the weight of a million Force-hungry MMO-players, EA will artificially limit the number of copies — both digital and retail — of Star Wars: The Old Republic available at launch. An EA representative reportedly revealed the strategy at a Gamescom demo, but didn’t divulge any details such as how many copies would be available, or how long it would take for more copies to be released once the quota is met.

This is a good idea, I remember Star Trek Online’s launch being really shaky, and even WoW was too, due to all the noobs trying to jump on board all at once…

via Joystiq.


Star Wars Slave Leia in Metal Bikini Mini Bust

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Star Wars Slave Leia in Metal Bikini Mini Bust

Princess Leia showing off some skin!
Statue of Leia in a bikini as Jabba the Hutt’s slave.
One hot Star Wars: Return of the Jedi collectible.
Show her off to your friends!

Princess Leia is showing off some skin! Cast in high-quality polystone resin, no detail was overlooked in creating this marvelous statue of Leia Organa from Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi. Witness the costume details, Leia’s braids, and the arduously fashioned Vibro Ax in our princess’ hands. The strictly limited edition collectible comes hand numbered, complete with a matching certificate of authenticity. Buy this and show off Leia to your friends!

The release of 1983’s Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi saw Princess Leia Organa captured by Jabba the Hutt and forced to wear the now famous “Metal Bikini” that has become a cultural icon, one that has inspired fan websites and seen numerous modern film and TV references. As it turns out, that bikini was the last thing Jabba ever saw! The Slave Leia in Metal Bikini mini bust measures 7-inches tall, with her weapon measuring 10-inches tall. Limited edition of 4,200 pieces.

Age: 13+
Size: 10-inches tall
Edition Size: 4,200 pieces

It’s a bust.  get it?  Bust?  Busty?


via Entertainment Earth.

LEGO Star Wars Cartoon Debuts on Cartoon Network

Featuring situations, characters and locations from throughout the entire Star Wars Saga, the original adventure is written by Emmy® Award winner Michael Price (The Simpsons) and produced by Academy Award-winning Animal Logic, the production company behind Happy Feet.

“We’re certain that fans of LEGO play and the Star Wars universe will be as excited by this new original animated LEGO Star Wars episode as we are,” said Jill Wilfert, vice president of licensing and entertainment for The LEGO Group. “Developing original animated content leveraging the LEGO and Star Wars brands is incredibly rewarding for us because it not only engages and entertains fans in original stories and adventures that further their imaginative play, it authentically delivers on the inherent values and fun that LEGO play brings to the partnership.”

A routine Jedi Academy field trip is turned into a rip-roaring comic adventure in LEGO Star Wars™: The Padawan Menace™. Tour guide Master Yoda leads a group of rambunctious Jedi younglings through Senate chambers when he senses a disturbance in the Force. Summoned to help save the Republic, he discovers that one of the younglings secretly boarded his ship…and has a taste for adventure! Meanwhile, C-3PO and R2-D2 are put in charge of the boisterous group and find themselves in over their heads. As the evil Sith prepare to wreak havoc, it’s up to Yoda and the droids to ensure that their young charges aren’t torn to bricks!

via Superheroes-R-Us.

Star Wars Operation lets you get to the bottom of the R2-D2 booster rocket debate

Let’s face it kids, you weren’t going to be a doctor. Time to give up on that dream. But what about the equally exciting and significantly less bloody world of droid repair?

via Star Wars Operation lets you get to the bottom of the R2-D2 booster rocket debate — Engadget.

Search Your Kindle: Star Wars eBooks Now Available

For thirty years, people have been writing Star Wars books. That’s a long time (and a jumbled canon) but yesterday, finally, Star Wars entered the future. Lucasfilm and Random House announced that the entire library of Star Wars fiction titles (Del Rey/Bantam Spectra) will be available in eBook format, as will any future releases under the imprints. That’s 100+ books added to the 30 that were available already. It’s probably going to take you longer than 12 parsecs to read them.

via Search Your Kindle: Star Wars eBooks Now Available.

Lego Super Star Destroyer

​On September 1st, Lego will release the Super Star Destroyer Executor set. When built, it will be four feet long and weigh 8 lbs. It will consist of 3,152 bricks. It will have a removable section with a command bridge underneath, and come with Darth Vader and the bounty hunters you see above. It will cost $400.

via Topless Robot.

10,000-Piece LEGO Star Wars Sandcrawler

With three interior decks plus a detailed cockpit, forward and reverse movement, remote steering, a working ramp and crane, and interior lighting, the Sandcrawler is about as faithful a model as LEGO can build.

via 10,000-Piece LEGO Star Wars Sandcrawler [Video].